Kiribaku Oneshots

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A/n

In honor of 69k...I know it's a bit late, but I swear to God that I started it when I hit 69k!

"Bakugou is obviously still a Virgin" says Mineta chuckling at the reactions from the rest of the boys around him.

"Bakugou? I doubt it, he always hangs out with Mina and Jiro, they've probably fucked at least once," Says Denki.

Bakugou sits on the couch, just listening to the conversation the boys of class 1-A were having. About him.

"Right Bakugou?" Asks Denki.

Bakugou just shakes his head in response, sipping on the black coffee in his hand.

"Wait! So you are a Virgin?" Mineta asks and exclaims in one.

"Yeah, I'm not like you motherfucking horny people, damn you act like rabbits in heat sometimes." He says.

"Wait! Have you masterbated before?!" Mineta asks.

"Master- what now?" Bakugou asks confused.

Gasps are heard around the room as Bakugou just looks at everyone confused.

"What? Am I missing something here?" Bakugou asks getting pissed off because no one will answer him, or explain what they're talking about.

"Go talk to Kirishima, he'll explain it to you" Says Denki, chuckling at the lack of knowledge Bakugou seems to have.

Kirishima was the only one not present in to room at the time, so of course they'd dump that explanation off on him.

Bakugou sighs and gets up to walk up to Kirishima's dorm room while the conversation about Momo's tits starts.

He no longer wants to be a part of that conversation.

It's unusual, Bakugou is unusual to specific, he knows simple things about sex and women. The things that turn other boys  on just seem to bore Bakugou. He doesn't get turned in my boobs, ass, or porn. It just never works.

"Oi, Shitty Hair open up" Bakugou says knocking loudly on Kirishima's door.

He hears a loud thump followed by the scrambling of a body to come to the door.

Kirishima opens the door wide enough to allow Bakugou inside.

His red hair laying against the shoulder, freshly cut from the trip to the barber shop earlier this morning, and bright shark toothed smile great Bakugou after he closes the door.

"Whatya need?" Kirishima asks jumping onto his bed once more.

"Do I need a reason to come see you Hair for Brains, seriously I swear your not eparanoid than me at times" Bakugou says a attitude lacing his words, still annoyed from the earlier conversation.

"Well you usually don't come see me unless you need something so the visit was a bit unusual" he says laughing and picking up another video game controller.

There was a reason for visiting him, but Bakugou wasn't going to ask just yet.

"Wanna play?" He asks.

"Imma beat your ass" Bakugou says smirking and grabbing the controller from Kirishima's outstretched hand.

"You're On" He says back settling back down on his bed as Bakugou sits down next to him.

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"You cheater" Kirishima accuses Bakugou after winning the 7th time in a row.

"This is no fair, I thought I was good at this game, how'd you get so good?" Kirishima whines.