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Lucas: welcome to Starbucks wut du u want??
Costumer: I'd like to get in those pants
Lucas: I'm sorry sir but we don't serve doughnuts to fit ure tiny dick
Costumer: ok then did it hurt?
Lucas: i donno u tell me* punches costumer*
Costumer: ow dat hurts!!
Luacs: now u got d answer
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Lucas: ok so one frappe, one chocolate chip venti, one cappuccino and a dark mocha shake?
Nikki: no I only want a chocolate shake with extra chocolate
Lucas: dat explain it
Nikki: explain what?
Lucas: y ure turning like chocolate
Nikki: aaaww I'm sweet??
Lucas: no what I mean is ure skin tone, someone could mistake you for a mutated walking chocolate bar
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Lopez: did u know ure a tree?
Lucas: ya I know, oh and the dwarfs just called, they want their royal fool back
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Lopez: I have high standards
Lucas: r u sure cause with ur height I don't think u can call them urs
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*Nadine Walk thru Starbucks*
Lucas:😑
Nadine: oh I didn't know dat they hire poor pipol to work here
Lucas: And I didn't know dat that they allowed talking siopao to drink coffee
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Lucas:welcome to mcdonalds drive thru want do y'all want??
Kid: a happy mweal pwetty pwease
Lucas: Sowwy kwid bwut a hwappy mweal won't mwake you hapwy
Kid: but I want a hapwy mweal
Lucas: u want to be hapwy???
Kid: *nods*
Lucas: get a bowfwend and let him fuwck you sensewess
Lol never let me work bitches
