Chapter 2
I didn’t want to tell Rosemary about Mr Goldpsakrle because he is mine. MINE, I tell you. He is too hot for words, and certainly too hot for that not-slut. We drove home in the car which I mentioned earlier (along with all those unnecessary detaisl), and when I got home my mummy was talking to someone at the fornt door.
“Hello darling,” she said. “This is Jackarya, he;s our new neightbour.”
I looked at the man she was talking to and almost fainted again. He was so hot. He had blonde hair and brown eyes and a sixteen point ninety five pack. I knew this was probably down to a medical condition, but what the hell? He was hot.
“Hey, Sunflower,” he said in a deep, manly, soothing, sexy voice.
“Hey, Jackarya,” I said
“Call me Jack.”
“Honey,” my mother said. “I’ve given permission for this strnage, unusual , hormone-stricken boy to be alone with you in your room.”
“Cool,” I said. She is such a good parent, She really does care.
We went upstairs to my room. Jack immidiatley started kissing me as soon as the door was closed.
“Jack, your hot as shit, but why are you missing me?” I asked.
“Because your mine, all mine. Mine, mine, mine,” he nsaid.
“But I;m not yours. I’m Mr Goldsparkle’s,” I said.
“Not that dirty werewolf scum,” Jack said.
He stopped kissing me.
“I;m a vampire and we’re enemies,” Jack said. “You are both of our mates and now you must choose between two complete strnagers who you only met today.”
OMG what a revelation. A werewolf and a vampire are my mates. Which one to choose? Mr Gold[arkle does have more pcks than Jack, but Jack said ‘mine’ five times.
“I don’t know,” I admitted.
After another round of luscious kissing, Jack left and I went to bed. AFter glaring angrily at my smashed alarm clock, my window was thrown opne and mr goldsparkle climbed into my room. It may have been slightly creepy, but IO was glad that the sexy god leapt into my bed with me.
"Mr Goldsparkle, I love you," I said.
"Call me Jed," he said.
Suddenyl my mother burst into my room and saw the two of us in my bed. "Night, honey," she said and then left. What a fantastic mother.Jed and I then had sexy sexy time and then went to sleep.
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