Sans x Frisk one-shots [CLOSED]

˚•Drunk!Sans x Frisk•˚

Lol I haven't done any NSFW lately have I?XD so here ya go! A Drunk!Sans x Frisk,and slight NSFW warning,enjoy!

Frisk POV

I was sitting in my room,listening to music,when I suddenly get a call from Papurys,I answer

-Hey Paps,

-NEYEHEH,GREETINGS HUMAN FRISK!

I pulled the phone from my ear and put it on speaker instead,my poor ear!

-I THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS ASKING YOU TO GET MY LAZY BROTHER HOME FROM GRILLBYS!

-Can't you do it?

I wasn't complaining,yes I'd lobe to go and talk to Sans but why can't Paps do it is a question

-WELL YOU SEE,I HAVE TRAINING WITH UNDYNE TODAY AND CANT GET HIM HOME!

-So,why is he att Grillbz?

-HE SAID ITS PRIVATE,ALTHOUGH ID LIKE TO KNOW,but he barely tells me anything now does he.....ANYWAYS,WILL YOU GET HIM FOR ME?

I was about to answer when Chara bust through the door

-Can you stop being so damn loud Papyrus!?

She shouted I pushed her out

-Sorry Papy,Yes is go get him

-GREAT!HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON HUMAN FRISK!

The phone call stoped,Chara came in again

-So,you going to go get your problably drunk skeleton boyfriend?

I blushed

-Chara!!

She laughed

-What it's true and you know it!

I groaned and went out and took a winter jacket Sans gave me

-I'm going now,see ya later Chara!

I went out the door and made my way over to Grillbz place,when I came in I was greeted by all monsters in the bar,I saw Sans sitting and talking about weird things,I came and heard him say

-Hey~How many pancakes does it tske to build a rocket ship and make it touch the moon~?

He asked p,slurping on his words,oh yep he was drunk again,no more ketchup for you Sans,I was about to poke his shoulders when he exclaimed 

-Purple!~

I sighed and poked him,he turned around

-Frrisssk~

He purred,i blushed and pulled him off

-Come on Sans,lets get you home

We started walking,he would stumble over nothing sometimes

-Hey Frisk~?

He asked,I turned to him

-What Sans?

-Did you sit on a pile of sugar?~

Was this a pick up line?If so I've never heard it

-Uh,no?

-Cause you've got a  sweet ass~

I blushed and tried to hide my back from him,never had he said something like this,yes he teased but now he was straight out flirting

-Oh stop Sans

I said shyly,,he pulled me closer

-Frriisk,if you were my homework I would slam you onto my table and do you all day~~

I blushed furiously,Sans was among sex jokes,dear god he knows how to do sex jokes

-O-Ok come on let's get h-home now!

I said and pulled him quickly,we finally reached his house,I had managed through all of his flirts and jokes,I went in and pulled Sans along,I closed the door and just as I was about to get Sans into his room I got pinned onto the wall by skeletal hands,Sans' hands,he then pressed up against me,I moaned quetly so he wouldn't hear

-Come on Frisk~I know what you want~~~

I had to resist,he's drunk,he's gona regret everything he's done in the morning ,he suddenly kissed me,it was a very passionate kiss for him being drunk and all,should I.....just give in?This is my dream,to be kissed by Sans and now it's happening,he won't remeber anyways so why not,I kissed him back,we kept on kissing like this until i was suddenly pushed down into a bed,wait,when did we get into his room!?He crawled on top of me and smiled deviously,he really didn't look drunk but what do I know I've never even seen him drunk,I then felt something wet slide across my neck,it felt...nice and pleasing,I held in the urge to moan,Sans kept licking,he then found my sweet spot and began nibbling,I managed to hold the moans in,I suddenly felt pain and pleasure making me moan,Sans had bit me,after a long heated kiss Sans fell asleep on top of me,I sighed and decided to fall asleep as well,it was late,lets just hope we're in a different position when he wakes up.....

Sorry it's not that much sin but I just didn't know how to make a drunk person have sex with a non drunk person,so here ya go!Vote for wich one I should do next!(that means another vote n scenarios)