Hamsteak Oneshots!!

(Hiveswap Request) CiravaXLanque

((A/N: Sorry if this oneshot seems like crap! I haven't really watched the friendsims lately. QwQ. Anyway, enjoy!! Btw this was requested by juice_harley uwu))

Cirava Hermod was currently at their hive, in their, "room" as that one alien(MSPA Reader) had called it. They were on Chittr, looking through some posts and blogs that were on their wall. They keep to themself, trying to avoid the highbloods and all in all, keeping a low profile. They stopped their scrolling, something had obviously gotten their undivided attention. They happened to have seen a blog that midblood Lanque had posted. It was a poem, they thought, and it was about his confused feelings for a certain agender yellowblood. They hoped it wasn't directed towards them. Now, they weren't one to judge, but ever since they saw that fanfic about him and Cirava, they've been lowkey avoiding their admirer followers. They still talk to them, but he still get confused and a little disturbed. Anyway, she just liked Lan's post and got off their mobile device to vape. Vaping had always been a trustworthy friend to clear their thoughts that troubled them.

A few moments later, they got a message from Lanque. Their chilled out curious self read the message, and it said,
(Insert Username Here Lmao): I knoW What you're possibly thinking, CiraVa. No, I'm not sure about my feelings for you, and no, I'm not going to make some erotic fanfiction about my possible fantasies about you. I'm just here to tell you that What I said in my poem is indeed, true. You don't haVe to get all loVey doVey for me, and I understand if you're confused about reading this.
They look at the long ass message a few times, seeing if there's anything that they possibly missed. They process the information into their thinkpan and finally reply to him.
ciravaSTREAMS4SWEEPS: first off lans, thx for the heads up. second, you didnt have to make a long ass paragraph lmao
ciravaSTREAMS4SWEEPS: tbh, im not sure if i feel the same vibes as you do, and i dont see how someone like you could possibly feel confusing flushed feelings for me lmaoo
They sighed softly, getting off their mobile device once more. They went into their pile of pillows to rest their eye and clear his thoughts. Then... Everything went black and it was obvious that he was taking a nap.

((Timeskip because I'm not very creative!!))

Cirava woke up, but they were in a different room, no where near their comfortable pile of pillows. They didn't mind, but when their vision got somewhat clearer, he saw a male jadeblood towering over them, causing them to get nervous. "How the hell did you get into my hive, Lans?! I coulda sworn most of my doors were locked..." Lanque just chuckled at the nervousness of the shorter goldblood. "Keyword, 'most'. No need to get all nervous, Cirava. You looked uncomfortable, so I just simply moved you to a more comfortable place to rest." He looked down at Cirava with trustworthy eyes and a soft smile. Cirava sighed softly. "Next time, just let me know when you want to visit me," they said, smiling back at Lanque and sitting up slightly. "But then it wouldn't be much of a surprise, now would it?" Hearing this made Cirava roll their eye, but it was hard to tell.

"Anyway! Have you ever vaped before?" Which of course, Lanque shook his head no. They got an unused vape that was in the shape of a caterpillar, handing it to Lanque. Then they got their own vape bug. "Then I'll teach you how..." Cirava chuckled, showing Lanque the basics of how to correctly vape. Once Lanque got the hang of vaping, they both had the most chillest conversation one could ever have. Cirava then remembered the poem post that Lanque did, and brought it up to the trans jadeblood. "Hey, remember that poem post about your confused feelings about me?  Well... I think I'm most certainly flushed for you," they confessed, looking away from him out of embarrassment. Until Lans gently grabbed Cirava's cheeks with one hand so that they could look at him in the eyes. "You don't have to be embarrassed about being flushed for me... For I'm flushed for you too. And this time, I'm most definitely certain about it." Then he proceeded to kiss the non-binary troll on the lips softly, closing his eyes as they kissed him back. They kissed for a little bit, which to the both of them, felt like at least 5 minutes. They pulled apart from one another, exchanging loving eyes. "So... Does this make us matesprits, Lans?" The goldblood had asked, which made Lanque chuckle, "Of course, silly. And to be honest, I didn't expect you to be the flustered type...~" He smirked, then unexpectedly got tackled and pinned down by Cirava.

"Wanna take that back, emotional vampire?" They said in a rather chilling tone to where it sent chills down Lanque's spine. "I'd rather not." Which pretty much meant that he's challenging Cirava. Cirava chuckled cooly, their sharp teeth showing off. They smothered Lanque in kisses on the face and neck, causing him to laugh and snicker, which Cirava found to be pretty adorable. "Okay, okay! I won't underestimate you!" The jadeblood cried out, his sides hurting from laughing too much. The goldblood stopped, and got off of their new matesprit and laid close by him. The two went back to vaping and exchanging shitty poems to each other while listening to moisturewave.

((Yay I love it when my oneshots are crusty and not as good as I thought they would be!! Anyway, let me know what y'all think.))