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[04] - How Are Cats Worse Than Hostile Birds?

Alaric | Amelia

"I got another note!"

"Good god, hello to you too. Its too early to be screaming."

"Alaric, its noon."

"So?"

"Its noon."

"I think we already established that."

"You're so difficult. Anyways, there was another note in my mailbox today. Or rather, a package."

"What was in it?"

"Hoards and hoards of candy. Unfortunately, a bunch of them had nuts in it and I had no idea that they did. I'm allergic to nuts."

"Amelia, what? Are you okay?"

"Yeah, yeah. Just couldn't breathe for like an hour, but I managed to find my old Epipen in the back of my bathroom cabinet."

"Oh my god."

"Why do you seem so shaken up about this?"

"Um, no reason. Its just...you could've died."

"Aw, does Mr. Millionaire care about me?"

"I don't like you."

"You're lying. You love me."

"I hate you. Are you in the hospital?"

"Nah. I didn't go. I feel fine now."

"Amelia, you should go to the hospital."

"Nope. I have class in an hour. Can't miss it. I have a stupid midterm today."

"Amelia-"

"What if this whole anonymous letter thing turns out to be like Andy and Erin's situation on The Office. Wow, that sent shivers down my spine."

"Same here."

"What if my secret admirer puts birds in my car? Or worse, cats."

"How are cats worse than hostile birds?"

"I hate cats. They seem so...devious."

"Noted. Anyways, you're holding up the line of callers."

"Okay. Talk to you tomorrow, Mr. Millionaire!"

"Looking forward to it."

"Was that sarcasm?"

"At its finest."