Hermione Granger and the Horrible Family Reunion

the family from hell

It was the first day of the family reunion and Hermione didn't know weather to laugh or to cry Draco was running around packing past minute things for his business trip while Hermione was trying to wrestle Scorpius into pants so they could leave.

"I NO WANNA!!!" Scorp yelled running away from his mother

"Scorpius Harry Malfoy I swear to Merlin if you don't get your butt over here and let me dress you you will not be a very happy boy!"Hermione all but screamed at her son 

Scorpius paled and walked quietly over to him mother with his head hung not looking at her or anyone.

"Good boy." Hermione smiled putting a pair of light blue jeans onto him 

"I no wanna wear muggle clothes!" Scorp pouted 

"I'm sorry buddy, mummy is taking you into muggle London, you have to look like the muggles."

Hermione whispered to her son.

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Ashley Granger was standing outside the hotel 'The Snake's Lion' with her parents waiting for her Aunt Jean and Uncle Levi and her hideously ugly bucktooth cousin Hermione

"Mum I'm bored!" Ashley moaned to her mother 

I know honey but we have to wait for Aunt Jean and uncle Levi, and your cousin Hermione ." Hermione was said with much distaste, before Ashley could answer a nice white  SUV pulled up and Aunt Jean and Uncle Levi stepped out 

"Levi!" Ashley's dad called going to hug his brother 

"Noah!" Uncle Levi called smiling at his brother 

"Hello Jean." Ashley's mum nodded curtly 

"Sophia." Aunt jean nodded back 

"Is Hermione coming?" Ashley asked barely being able to keep the contempt out of her voice

"Yes dear, she had to stop by work real quick but should be here- ah there she is."Aunt Jean said nodding towards one of the cars that pulled in.

Ashley watched as two cars pulled into the parking lot, 

'the first one has to be Beaver' Ashley thought watching the old rusty car pull into aspot at the other end of the parking lot only only when a older man stepped out did Ashley turn her head towards the other car, a much nicer silver car with green strips on it as it pulled into a spot saved for the CEO of Malfoy Corp, and watched as a beautiful woman with dark silky curls and a killer figure and an outfit to die for stepped out and opened the backseat door and pulling a little boy out, she was wearing black skinny jeans with a loose red crop top a black jumper and red high heels while the little boy was wearing light blue jeans with a white v neck shirt and black and white van high-tops 

'How can she have a kid and that body?' Ashley thought as the mystery woman went to the boot and pulled two very expensive looking bags out  and started walking towards Ashley and her family 

Ashley was about to introduce herself when the little boy yelled 

"NANA!" 

"Hello Scorpius." Jean Granger said taking the little boy from the lady 

"Wait who are you?" Noah asked quite rudely 

"Why uncle Noah I'm hurt, you don't recognize your own niece?"

"Hermione?" Ashley sputtered 

"Hello cousin." Hermione said coldly

"You have a kid?" Ashley asked stil in schock