Klance Texts 2.0

Play time

Klance is canon king

Participants: Lancer,Keef,SpaceDad,SpaceMom,Pidgeon,Hunker

Hunker: well

Hunker: at least my name is not that weird

Pidgeon: you're very much welcome

SpaceDad: so

SpaceDad: why am I "dad"

Pidgeon: you see Allura

Hunker: wait

Lancer: what

Keef: that's not shiro??

SpaceMom: nope...

Pidgeon: see, i feel like if you and Shiro got together Allura...shiro would be a total bott-

SpaceMom: BOTTLECAPS

Pidgeon: :)

Keef: so

Keef: can i leave now?

Pidgeon: haha

Pidgeon: no

Pidgeon: Klance has to be canon

Lancer: tf is Klance?

Hunker: oh no

SpaceDad: why

SpaceMom: you shouldn't have asked

Keef: ???

Lancer: ???

Pidgeon: WELL MY DEAR BISEXUAL FRIEND

Lancer: I'm not bisexual! Im into Allura!!

SpaceDad: well im into...

SpaceDad: Sweet honey shirio's

SpaceMom: . . .

SpaceMom: S I G H

Pidgeon: KLANCE IS A BEAUTIFUL SHIP IN HONOR OF YOU TWO!!!

Keef: ship? Like a space ship? There's a space ship named after us??? Why????

Lancer: why can't there be one for me and Allura?!

SpaceDad: cause im into sweet honey shirio's!!!

SpaceMom: S i G h

Hunker: hey shay is calling so byyeee

Pidgeon: BECAUSE KLANCE IS BETTER NOW HUSH PEA-SANT

Keef: wait

Keef: how come hunk gets to leave?!

Pidgeon: cause

Pidgeon: hunk is superior to ya'all

SpaceDad: ...

Pidgeon: except you princess

SpaceMom: ahem

Pidgeon: and you Shiro

SpaceMom: good

Pidgeon: now time to torture klance

Keef: no

Keef: pidge

Keef: I'll go to your room and show matt your search history

Pidgeon: do it

Pidgeon: he secretly ships you guys too

Lancer: did you just

Lancer: out your brother?

Pidgeon: yes

Pidgeon: now boys

Pidgeon: it's play time