Presentable Liberty

Day 1

Salvadore
My dear friend, I hope this letter finds you well. How is prison live going for you? I know it must be hard, especially in times like these. As for me, I will soon start another of my journeys into the unknown. Wish me luck, -Salvadore the traveller
friend, I hope you aren't feeling too lonely in that dark cell. Just in case, I have put a little bug friend for you in the envelope alongside this letter. -Salvadore  

Dr Money
GOOD DAY. WE ARE HAPPY TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED BY ME, DOCTOR MONEY TO JOIN AN EXCLUSIVE PROGRAM FOR INMATES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
WE HAVE NOTICED THAT DUE TO THE RECENT OUTBREAK OF A TERRIBLE VIRUS THE POPULATION OF OUR BEAUTIFUL NATION HAS STARTED DWINDLING. THIS IS UNFORTUNATE. BUT THERE IS STILL HOPE: YOU.
RECENT STUDIES SHOW THAT 98% OF OUR GREAT NATION'S POPULATION IS ALREADY INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS. INCIDENTALLY, MANY OF THE REMAINING 2% ARE PRISON INMATES LIKE YOU. WE HOPE THAT YOU CAN CONTINUE TO BE VIGILANT AND REMAIN HEALTHY.
IN ORDER TO FIGHT DEPRESSION AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS IN THE DIRE SITUATION YOU HAVE FOUND YOURSELF IN, YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED YOUR OWN PERSONAL HAPPY-BUDDY™. ENJOY!  

Happy Buddy™
HeLLo HeLLo HeLLo!!! I aM yoUr oWN PerSoNaL HAPPY BUDDY™!!! I HaVe a PreSeNt For yoU!!! FIVE CONFETTI POPPERS!!! HAVE FUN!!!
HeLLo My bUddy FrieNd bUddy! Did yoU enJoy tHe coNFetti??? IF So, I HaVe aNotHer PreSeNt For yoU!!!
It'S a doCtor MoNey PortabLe eNtertaiNMeNt MaCHiNe!!!!!!!!!!!!! GaMe iNCLUded!!!!!! HaVe LotS oF FUN :-)  

Salvadore
My dear friend, I have started my journey in the far east with no clear goal in mind. On the road, I met a nice woman who gave me directions to the nearest lake. You know how much I like swimming.
friend, This lake is beautiful. It is so peaceful and quiet here. Have you ever been so alone that you you cannot convince yourself of the fact that other people exist anymore? -Salvadore
friend, I have a present for you. It's a painting that always reminds me of the spirit of travel. I hope it will liven up your cell a little bit. -Sal  

Happy Buddy™
HEY BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!! HoW are yoU doiNg??? IF yoU're FeeLiNg doWN Maybe a SoNg WiLL HeLP! LaLaLa HaPPy LaLa gLad to LaLaLa be aLiVe LaLa!
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHat WaS FUN WaSN't it? I HoPe yoU Keep a SoNg iN yoUr Heart aLWayS. For yoU are SMart aNd KiNd aNd iMPortaNt.  

Dr Money
GOOD DAY MR. SMILEY. WE HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE NOT MET YOUR HAPPINESS QUOTA YET. REMEMBER: YOU WILL ONLY GET TO SEE YOUR DAUGHTERS AGAIN IF YOU MANAGE TO LOWER THE SUICIDE RATES IN PRISON.
DEAR ________. WE MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY SENT YOU A LETTER ADRESSED TO A CERTAIN MR. SMILEY. WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS MISTAKE HAS BEEN RECTIFIED AND THAT YOUR HAPPY BUDDY REALLY DOES LIKE YOU AND IS YOUR BEST FRIEND PURELY BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FRIENDLY.

Happy Buddy™
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA HoW are yoU doiNg???
I'M FeeLiNg Sooooooo great!!!!!!!!!!!! yoU are My beSteSt FrieNdLieSt HaPPy FrieNd iN tHe WHoLe Wide WorLd!!!!!!!

Salvadore
friend, If my calculations are correct, then this letter will arrive at your cell right before bedtime. I hope those prison beds are comfortable... Goodnight friend, -Salvadore