"Ha-ha. No. That's why they're macho assholes. They love their hair because they aren't smart enough to love something more interesting. So we hit them where it hurts: the scalp."
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Looking For Alaska {Quotes}
RandomQuotes from a hella good book Some of these are not quotes (Please dont comment if you don't think its a quote), some are just parts of the book that i found really funny or memorable :) Enjoy!
