"The day after my mum took me to the zoo where she liked monkeys and I liked bears, it's was friday. I came home from school. she gave me a hug and told me to do my homework in my room so I could watch TV later. I went into my room, and she lay down at the kitchen table, I guess, and then she screamed, and I ran out and she had fallen over. she was lying on he floor, holding her head and jerking. and I freaked out. I should have called 911, but I just started screaming and crying until she finally stopped jerking, and I thought she had fallen asleep and that whatever had hurt didn't hurt any more. so I just sat there on the floor with her until my dad got home an hour later, and he's screaming. "why didn't you call 911?" and trying to give her CPR, but she was plenty dead. Aneurysm. Worst day. I win. you drink."
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Looking For Alaska {Quotes}
RandomQuotes from a hella good book Some of these are not quotes (Please dont comment if you don't think its a quote), some are just parts of the book that i found really funny or memorable :) Enjoy!
