Jeniffer: what if our school was attacked by terrorists and we are in band at the time? Would we use our insyruments as weapons!?
Me: *takes slide off the bell attachment and does some kind of fighting pose you see in anime* I am the new pikachu, HEAR ME SCREECH!!!!
Jeniffer: *plays a whole bunch of nonsense on her trombone*
Sam: *throw vaule grase at her* No! Only I can play diaperfire 'cause I invented it *plays terrible version of 'Requiem' on her french horn*
Me: *walks to tuba case and gets in it and dies*
Emily: NATALEE THAT ISNT A COFFIN!!!
Me: this is my barrier from life, now go play clarinet with your sister...
Emily: But, Jeniffer doesn't play clarinet...
Me: Exactly, now, GO FIND YOUR TWIN!!!
**meanwhile**
Isabel: *using my slide as a sword and slide fighting Jeniffer*
(static)
Isabel: I AM A BEAUTIFUL LUMBERJACK!!!
Me: *gives her dorito*
Isabel: NO LET ME BE FREE LIKE THE LUMBERJACKS!!!
Me: *places fallen dorito on her head*
Isabel: *cries*
(static)
Sam: I cried because Isabel gave me a sheet protector with a green arrow on it... *dies inside*
(static)
Me: *throws house keys at Sam* ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!
Sam: that just made my day so much better some how...*shanks me with spoon*
(static)
Me: we need to talk
Isabel: *stabs Sam with dorito*
Sam: AAAHHHHH, BODY FAILURE, WHY CHUCK NORRISE WHYYYYY!!!!!
Me: *runs and falls trying to roundhouse kick burrito*
(static)
Well guys that's all I can think of right now, hope you guys enjoyed and I will update soon... Author-Chan out
YOU ARE READING
My best friends
RandomThis is basically just random crap that happens that me and my friends do cuz we dunno... WE LOVE TO BE STUPID
