The Adventures of the Princessly Princess
Princess Lexie
Lady-in-Waiting Sarah
Advisor Mathew
Prince Aahil
New characters are added throughout the story
Scene 1a
[Modern day villa]
Princess Lexie is wearing a fancy dress holding an umbrella with Mathew beside her
Lexie-Honestly, I just don’t know what to do at my ball
Mathew-Well a lot of people party during their sweet sixteen
L-I got that part figured out but how do people party?
M-They dance and drink wine
L-sigh- this is going to be the best sweet sixteen, because it’s so going to be different then my other birthday party (rolls eyes)
M-Don’t be sarcastic with things I don’t understand
L-what I’m saying is all of my parties are the same
M-You can change it if you like
L-what is dad going to approve?
M-That is true
L-The village looks okay let’s head home
M-okay
L-so is there any thing new?
M-Oh! Yes its actually very good news
L-what is it?
M-Prince Aahil was invited to come to your ball
L-Is he coming?
M-Yes he’s flying in today
L-gasp- Why didn’t you tell me earlier?
M-I forgot
L-You can’t be serious
M-why?
L-the last time, I spilled wine on him and didn’t even apologize
M-I bet he forgot
L-who’s idea was it to invite him?
M-….
L-Mathew?
M-It was I
L-why?
M-because you like him and I thought it was the best thing to do
L-you you ILLITERATE FOOL
Scene 1b
[Lexie is getting styled by other servaents]
Sarah-Okay, everything is done the wines all ready, I also snuck in some legitimate alcohol in the supply
L-Sarah?!
S-What? It’s your sweet sixteen for crying out loud!
L-So?
S-Live a little
L-my dad’s going to be there!
S-he won’t find out
L-My dad’s going to be there!
S-So is prince Aahil and be a cookie and not spill the wine this time
L-it wasn’t my fault! I didn’t want to drink it
S-so you spill it on him
L-he was in the way
S-Cudda given it to me
L-you were drunk enough
S-Honestly, you’re an idiot.
[Lexie slumps in her chair]
L-Ugh, I have this feeling everything is going to go wrong
S-I have a feeling we’re going to have fun so shut up.
Scene 1c
[Mathew, Sarah and Lexie are sitting on the stage while there are people dancing/laughing or conversing quietly on the ground level]
Lexie-[sighs]
M-you seem bored.
S-[holding a wine glass] No shit Sherlock.
M-Probably because you’re drinking away
S-I am not drinking that much okay?
[Sarah puts her hand on her hips]
M-Not yet.
S-What do you mean? I can’t control myself
M-[Doesn’t talk for a while]-yeah, That’s bassically what I mean
S-I’ll show you control.
M-I know control Sarah, you don’t have to show me
S-You little-
L-You guys!
S-What?
L-What’s with you guys arguing all the damn time.
S-[gasps] You said Damn
M-Noooooo[eyes widen]
L- I am turning sixteen
M-Growing up so fast
L-Shut up
S-Hey, we’re the ones making this okay for you
L-Mhmm, the fighting, the drinking. What fun! [Puts hand up in amusement]
S-You-
M-Look Prince Aahil came
[Sarah smirks and looks at Lexie; Lexie’s eyes widen and look at Sarah]
S-He came!
L-With a girl [slumps in her chair]
M-Probably family.
S-They both do look Arab
L-He doesn’t have a sister
M-Cousin?
L-That could be it.
[Aahil comes on to the stage with the girl and comes in front of Lexie]
Aahil-Happy Birthday Lexie!
L-Uh, To you too!
S-[kicks Lexie]
M-It’s the wine
A-Oh, you don’t spill it anymore
L-It was just you
S-She means she does it to everyone but you were the last.
[Sarah does a nervous smile]
M-Would like to tell us who this lovely lady is?
[Everyone looks at the girl]
A-Oh yes, I would like to tell you guys that you are the first to know outside of my family that I'm getting engaged.
