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A little boy once told me that the world was going to roll me... He didn't even know who he was talking to. He was talking to the King of America, lord of the llama incident.

The King said to the boy, "If you want to kill me, you'll have to make me a good deal first."

"I will give you some bread."

"K"

The King are the bread, and it was delicious. Then, just for good measure he ate the boy too.

"YOU PROMISED ME THAT I WOULD GET TO WORK ON YOUR SHOW IF I GAVE YOU MY NAME!"

Twas true, but the king did not want the boy's name, he wanted his bread. So he ate the bread, and the whole wheat bread had a small boy in it.

Just like mom used to make.

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