Crazy Lady and Rabbit's Chase

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Ichika: Revy?!

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Ichika: Revy?!

Revy: No I'm Santa Claus... Of course I'm Revy you dumbass!

Dan: Who's the crazy lady!?

Revy: Revy Lee. Though my full name is Rebecca Lee. Now to business! Brat, get your ass over here! We need to talk!

Ichika: About what!?

Revy holstered her guns.

Revy: I'm done waiting! 

She ran over to the couch at a high speed and threw Ichika over her shoulder before taking off through the broken door.

Dan: Hey!

Dan tried to get up, but last night's session took a toll and he fell back to the couch.

(Outside)

Revy went to her car and put Ichika down.

Revy: Alright brat, get the car so we can get the fuck out of here!

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Revy: Alright brat, get the car so we can get the fuck out of here!

Ichika got up, but kept wincing in pain.

Revy: You're injured!?

Ichika: I'm-

Revy: Wait a second. The only reason you would hurt in that area is if- Catherbitch will be pissed!

Revy picked him up and put him in the passenger seat and activated several restraints that held him in place and blinded him before getting behind the wheel and taking off. At three hundred miles an hour.

Ichika: Are you crazy?! Why am I blindfolded?

Revy: Of course! You haven't learned that in our last encounter brat? And what about our promise? As for the blind fold, kidnapping policy.

Revy hit another car so hard it was blown in half. but the vehicle drowned out the noise and vibration. Ichika did not know it happened, and Revy didn't give a shit. She put her cigarette in an ashtray.

Ichika: What promise?

Revy hit an eighteen wheeler, and tore through the whole vehicle.

Revy: The promise you would call me if you decided to get away from your slave driver of a sister. You may not think it, but a boy like you would not last a second alone in the world.

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