(Revy's wearing this)
Revy: How do I look?
Ichika blushed.
Ichika: Isn't a bit risque for a date?
Revy: Nah... If some punk can't keep in his pants, I'll shoot it off.
Ichika cringed at the thought.
Ichika: Then why do I have to wear this!?
Revy: Because someone's gonna snitch or try to take you! You ain't no one's boy toy but mine! And Catherbitch's!
Ichika: Couldn't you just shoot them like you normally do with a problem?
Revy: I'd normally agree, but I wouldn't have enough bullets. And I don't like you getting my thought pattern.
Ichika: So where are we going?
Revy: The best crime bar in Japan, The Dragon Pearl!
Ichika: A crime bar!? You know what kind of crowd that place ha-
Revy: That's why I need to establish some rules first.
Ichika: Okay.
Revy: Stay within seven feet of me. Talk to no one I don't introduce you too. Don't have any drinks unless I order them. Don't smoke any shit, don't chew shit, don't inject shit, don't buy shit, and DO NOT go near any crackpots or gangsters I don't introduce you to. Got it!?
Ichika: Got it! So can I trust your friends?
Revy: No. Let me talk for you unless it's about your school. In that case, spill as much about codes and expensive stuff as possible.
Ichika: So how are we getting there?
Revy: By portal and T-90.
Ichika: What's a T-90?
Revy: You'll like it, and you get driving practice.
Ichika: Now that I think about it, I haven't ever learned to drive a car.
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Ichika's Strange Taste: The Rewrite
Fiksi PenggemarSame as the original, but it will be a bit slower and the characters will interact more. The events may change a bit.