Here's a super terrible, unedited one-shot to show that I'm not dead, just incapable of writing decently.
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"KLAAYYY!!"
Oh shit...
"Yes, sweetheart?"
"Oh no, don't you 'sweetheart' me!"
Damnit...
"Honey?"
"KLAY ALEXANDER THOMPSON!"
Oof, the full name... I'm dead. Wait, what did I do this time?
"What's wrong, baby?"
"Nuh-uh! Don't 'baby' me either!... What the hell were you thinking?"
"When?"
The look on his face told me I should just shut up and let him keep talking.
"What do you mean 'when'? Tonight! When you decided to openly grope me on national television! What the hell was that?!"
Oh... that... riiight.
"Uh... I-I... I got bored?"
Yeah...Definitely not the right thing to say... I figured that out when Steph decided to start continually hitting me while yelling at me... I love my boyfriend......
"Okay, stop hitting me! Jesus Christ, Steph, stop it!"
"Maybe next time we're on national television, you won't grab my ass!... You deserve to be hit more."
Okay, so like, I know he's mad at me and I should feel bad for what I did but like... How can I feel bad when he looks so cute when he's pouting? And the way he's crossing his arms, it makes him look so smol... I mean, seriously, being that adorable should be a crime.
"Why are you smiling, you big idiot? You're supposed to feel bad for what you did. Why would you even think it would be okay to touch my butt in public?"
"Oh please. One of the nicest asses around belongs to me, how could I not touch it every chance I get?"
Ooh, he's glaring... Oh well, he's already mad at me. Might as well get my hands on him again before he banishes me to the couch for the night.
"What are you doing? Klay? What—Klay! What the hell? Put me down! Get your hands away from my butt!"
"You said I couldn't touch that ass in public, so imma have my hands all over you when we're alone."
"Klay Thompson, I swear to God, as soon as I'm back on my feet, you are so dead."
Oh well. If he kills me, it'll be worth it.
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So, I totally suck and cannot write for my life. I'm also always super busy so I don't have much time to write either.
But here you go. I present to you this horrible, super short one-shot.
