his name... is xD

xD

A slow scream is heard from a distance, it's xD. But he's not JUST screaming, he's screaming a word. A word that no woman or man should ever speak.... It's... xD. He had a large problem, all of his friends avoided him, he was neglected, lonely, and scared. If only there was a way to help him... But there's not... For an xD cannot be helped, all they can see is xD all they can hear is xD and all they can do is xD.

xD tried to refrain from screaming so much, but he didn't know how. He had never been able to, it was like a curse! The boy knew he needed help but where to get it, well, he did not know. Over the years of being so xD he had learned a few words, but he couldn't really say them properly, whenever he tried to say "Hi!" It came out as, "ive had lik 5 marihuanas xD" All those poor people he scared with his marihuanas.. Well, it's such a hard thing to bare.

xD was able to calm himself as he stopped yelling, slowly making his way back down the street. He decided he might as well go home and learn some english, it'll help him get "hot ass babes n shit" as he would put it. He might be able to settle for a man, but hot yaos weren't exactly his style, ya know dawg? Swag.

Once he got home, he instantly grabbed his computer. His screensaver only had dank ass memes, something he enjoyed with a burning passion. Sometimes, he masturbates to them, but he won't admit that. On with the TOTALLY TRUE STORY, he clicked on the "lern englosh today" Icon and began scanning through it, listening, taking notes, and trying to say the words. Most of the things he was able to say were "yeah!! super speedy!! sonic snempai! faster!!!!!~" but he wasn't all that sure he was gonna be able to use that in conversations... xD

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