South Park Parent Scenarios (Requests Open!)

First Words.

Kenny McCormick

- "No, don't give me the puppy eyes." Kenny said, barely surviving the look she was giving him. "I'm serious, I have to go to work. You'll have fun with Uncle Kyle, I promise."

A tiny whine left the girls mouth as she gripped his shirt tightly, she refused to let go. "P-Papa!" (Y/n) shrieked as Kenny handed her to Kyle.

"Sorry baby, I got to go!"

He didn't realize she had said her first word until he got home.

Stan Marsh

- (Y/n)'s grandparents absolutely adored her, and the feeling was mutual. Stan got jealous sometimes, but that's okay.

"Grandpa!" Little (Y/n) said as she tugged on her grandfathers arm.

"See Stan? She likes me more than you!" Randy snorted, swinging her around as her father sulked in his emo corner.

Kyle Broflovski

- He knew letting you hang around Cartman was a bad idea.

"Jew! Jew!" (Y/n) cheered happily, bouncing in Stan's arms. "Dude, her first word was Jew?" Stan was laughing his ass off as Kyle swore he was going to kill Cartman.

"You know, you're a jew too."

Tweek Tweak

- Tweek had you against his chest as he hurried around the coffee shop tending to his customers. He couldn't even remember how many women (and men) commented on how cute you were. It was true sure, but (Y/n) was shy and hated attention unless it was coming from her family.

In short, she was an anti social baby.

"Aw, how cute!" a woman commented, patting (Y/n)'s head.

"No!" the infant shouted, hiding her face.

"Gah! That was her first word!"

Craig Tucker

- Just like Clyde, (Y/n) was a total crybaby. The only thing that could ever calm her down was a nap with her dad. "Not now, (Y/n). I'm trying to work." Craig said, typing something down on his laptop.

He cringed when she let out a heartbreaking sob. When he hears that cry, his daddy senses took control.

"Alright, just this once. Then I have to finish work."

Clyde Donovan

- Clyde was currently crying. He was crying because his daughter had decided to kick him. "Why the hell are you crying, Clyde?" Token asked, picking up the young girl.

She noticed her father crying and shouted out something.

"Crybaby!"

He just cried harder.

Wendy Testaburger

- "Say 'Mommy', (Y/N)!" Wendy chanted, playing with the girl.

The baby tilted her head in a cute way, pulling at one of her plushies. She was currently wearing one of her rainbow onesies. She then remembered something some guy said to her mother the other day.

"Hippie." the young girl said, laughing.

"Cartman." Wendy cursed.