South Park Parent Scenarios (Requests Open!)

You Have a Play Date.

Kenny McCormick

- He wasn't completely fond of leaving his daughter alone with a boy, but to be fair you were both six. Plus, since it was Bebe's son, he was sure you'd be fine... at least he hoped so.

"If anything goes wrong, tell Miss Stevens to call me and I'll come to pick you up."

The little girl nodded her head, kissed her father on the cheek, and then ran off with her friend.

'Ugh, I hope she doesn't get interested in boys... ever.'

Stan Marsh

- Kyle's daughter and (Y/n) were like sisters, so he didn't think twice when she asked if they could have a play date.

As he checked everything over, he found a little drawing of him and (Y/n). He wanted to cry, but he couldn't do that. He didn't want to embarrass her.

"Bye papa!"

Kyle Broflovski

- 'Ugh, don't tell me she's getting into boys already?'

(Y/n) was holding hands with two young boys, one blonde and one brunette. They were all laughing, it made Kyle a little jealous. He could deal with it, they were just friends... right.

"They're both my boy friends."

Note that she meant literally just boy friends, not boyfriends.

Kyle still had a mini heart attack.

Tweek Tweak

- Nope.

Never.

Nada.

You were both way too paranoid and nervous. The only person she ever had a play date with is with her uncle Jimmy.

Craig Tucker

- Protective Dad Craig engaged.

"If any of them touch you, flip them off and cut them."

Oh god, dad calm down.

Wendy Testaburger

- She didn't mind, but being the protective mother she was she wanted to meet your friends parents.

Your friends dad was Gregory.

That's awkward.

Oh well, at least his daughter isn't as snarky and a know it all like him.

Clyde Donovan

- "Papa, stop crying!" (Y/n) tried to calm her dad down as he broke into a fit of tears.

He was crying because she was leaving to go to a friends house for a little while. Of course there was no reason for him to be like this, she wasn't abandoning him.

"B-Be c-careful, alright?" He wrapped her in a huge hug, she didn't even squirm.

Her dad was really weird sometimes.