Strange Sight | CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND UNSOLVED CASES

Disney Theories Part Four

[OVERVIEW]

Disney has been accused of putting sexual images into many of their movies. Last chapter I talked about the priest with the boner in Little Mermaid.

Now I have gathered all of the sexual images but these are the most popular and well known.

[PENIS CASTLE]

Legend has it that the penis was placed there on purpose by a disgruntled/perverted/hilarious/iconic employee-but apparently it was all one big member-shaped misunderstanding. The artist was just trying to draw a castle and messed up and no one really noticed at first.

[ALADDIN WAS IN A BROTHEL]

He's the only dude in a room full of beautiful scantily clad women who are either a) flirtatiously rubbing ribbons all over him, or b) pissed that he doesn't have money to pay for their services.

[ALADDIN IS A PERVERT]

In a scene of Aladdin it is believed that Aladdin said "Good teenagers take off your clothes." This one is hotly debated, and while it appears as though Aladdin was supposed to be saying "Good kitty, take off and go," to many it just doesn't sound like it.

[SEX IN LION KING]

This legendary moment from The Lion King involves Simba flopping down on a cliff and a bunch of dust drifting off into the sky that seems to spell "sex." Disney tried to claim the dust actually spelled out "SFX" (a nod to the visual animation studio)

[NAKED LADY]

Look, freeing the nipple is great. But perhaps maybe not so great in a Disney movie-so we'd love for someone to explain why there was a naked woman chilling out in a window as two innocent city mice zoomed by in a tin can during The Rescuers. (FYI, Disney had to recall copies of the movie thanks to this scene.)

[JESSICA RABBIT]

If you hit pause at just the right moment in this scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, you'll notice that Jessica Rabbit's dress flies up and exposes her lady parts. Or at least a flesh-colored area that's extremely hard to identify but most definitely looks like a cartoon vagina. By the way, Disney tried to play off all the drama surrounding this moment, but they didn't exactly deny that someone in their animation studio did this on purpose.

[STRIP CLUBS IN CARS]

Judging from this blink-and-you'll-miss-it signage, the humanoid cars in Cars are very horny

[PENIS HEAD]

In which an unlucky fella gets hit in the head with a horseshoe, grows a penis-shaped bump and matching testicle eyebrows.

I don't have a picture of this (and I wouldn't suggest searching it on YouTube cause I did and I will never do it again sksk)