School Rants (middle school edition)

my locker can't eat me im too fat... or is it too small??

nobody can fit their stuff in the locker and people who walk to school like me arent allowed to bring big puffy winter coats because they cant fit. people cant fit their backpacks or binders because the lockers are too narrow and i swear when i bring a lunch my tiny lunchbox can barely fit. These things are practically two by two on the inside!