R.I.P. Wallet

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*One Week Later*

Well, today is the day I've been "dreaming of". The day where $200 dollars disappear from my wallet on who knows how many sets of clothes for these girls. Yep that's right, time to go clothes shopping, yay! *sigh* there's no amount of work that could possibly replace the money I have to pay.

Sayori: (y/n) are we almost there.

(y/n): Yeah, actually it's just over there.

Natsuki: Okay so what is this placed actually called, you never actually told us.

(y/n): Over there.

Monika: Wow, seems, kind of big

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Monika: Wow, seems, kind of big.

I pull into a parking spot.

(y/n): It's not.....really. Alright, everyone out.

We get out of my car and I notice that one person is missing.

(y/n): Wait a minute. Where's Yuri?

Sayori: Oh she still sleeping in the back.

(y/n): Oh no, that ain't happenin. She needs to get her tall ass out of my car and in this store.

I knock on the glass hoping to wake her up. She stays sleeping. Oh no, this is not gonna fly. I open the door.

(y/n): GET UP!!!

Yuri jumps out of my car and stands almost like she's in the military.

(y/n): What do you think this is, the army? It ain't! Now, GET IN THAT STORE ON THE DOUBLE!!!!

She runs as fast as she can into the entrance of Marshalls. I then notice the other three staring at me almost scared.

(y/n): What, you think it's any different for any of you!? Well guess what........ITS NOT!!! NOW GET MOVING!!!!

They all run in sync into the entrance.

(y/n): All the money I'm about to lose, they better make this as quick as they can.

*In the Store*

So far the girls have been looking at almost everything they can find, and let me tell you I feel like I'm wallet dying before I've even take any money out of it. But, who knows, maybe they'll just come through with a few outfits each and it won't cost that much.......right? Oh, here they come.

Monika: Okay, we're ready!

(y/n): Wait, how many pairs of clothes do you each have.

Monika: I have six.

Natsuki: Same.

Sayori: Three.

Yuri: I, have eight.

Okay, okay (y/n) breathe. Just breathe.

Sayori: (y/n) are you okay?

I get up.

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