Oh Blobert, the fan favorite goo monster that drove everyone crazy when they realized that he had an ending. Getting to the stuff Blobert is a major pacifist who loves greeting cards. Everybody loves him! His favorite greeting cards are the ones talking about love and acceptance, like the "I Choo Choo Choose You!" One that Valerie sells in her shop. He's a dork who just wants to be loved and he wears a backwards baseball cap in hopes of getting that way, even though everybody already loves this adorable monster! Seriosuly, who doesn't love Blobert!? EVEN DAMIEN AND VERA LUV BLOBERT!!!
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He's Adorable as HECK!!!
-Greeting Cards, he collects them. That's adorable.
-He gives big gooey hugs that everybody knows and loves!
-He rhymes sometimes without even realizing he's rhyming at all.
-He loves EVERYONE!!! He wants everyone to be his friend! It's really hard not to love someone like that!
-He wears a backwards hat just to try and look cool when in reality he's the coolest monster in the world.
-Hates fighting and violence
- He Sees the good in literally everyone.
Innocent as Hell
-He Doesn't said a single swear word in his life and if he hears one he will ask you politely to never say that ever again.
- He has never had school or drugs of any kind and he actually helps people get over their addictions.
-Has no clue what is sex and probably can't have sex. Do blob monsters reproduce asexually???
-He still says stuff like "Wowie" and "Golly" and cheesy phrases from old 90's cartoons.
-When somebody mentions something he doesn't know, wether it's good or bad, he will politely ask for an explanation and tell them it's okay if they don't want to.
Best Boyfriend
-Goop hugs and Goop Kisses
-Always trying his best
-Aplogizes whenever he doesn't something wrong but you give him a hug and kiss and tell him that he doesn't need to apologize because he's still a monster and all monsters make mistakes.
-Learning how to cook for you, even if he doesn't eat himself.
-Will go wherever you want to go on dates.
-Wil return all "favors" and "gifts" you give him. (You got him a greeting card? He gets you a better one! You got him a new baseball cap? Then he buys you roses! Etc.)
-Loves you for who you are, no questions asked.
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🖤Monster Prom Headcannons🖤
FanfictionRequested Characters from Monster Prom get their own Headcannons chapter describing what kind of lover they would be towards you and just stuff about their perosnality! Hope you enjoy! 💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀