Ally: How much points do we have?
JBV: 25 points.
Slugcat: Sorry that u can't chat with us.
Ally:NEVER REMIND ME. I'm still thinking of a way to chat with u guys. The problem is that they have my phone and they can see our texts.
Trixie: Feel sorry 4 ya.
Slugcat: Anyways...... >:D
Emily: WHO THE MOTHAFUCKING HELL BURNT MY POSTERS OF LEO?!!!!
Leo Shane: :D thx Slugcat it was creepy
Ally: 26! Thx guys I REALLY needed a laugh
Slugcat: No prob.
Percy:HEY YALL
Ally: This is SLUGTERRA for god's sake!! Get outta here!
Percy: NO
Ally: Can someone deal with this shit?!!
JBV: *whispers* Percy, get outta here! She's in a very bad mood and she's gonna kill me if you don't get out!
Percy:Fine.....*exits*
Ally:Thank you.
Leo: WHO DA FUQ MADE ME TELL EMILY TO HAVE SEX WITH ME?!!!!
Eli: WTF?!!!
Ally:Hilarious, but not me.
JBV: Not me!
Slugcat:Nope.
Cyan:27!
Leo:FUCK U!!!!!!*chases Cyan*
Cyan:*runs from Leo*
Eli: Leo! *grabs and tackles him* Chill out bro!!
Leo:*punches Eli and continues chasing Cyan*
Ally: *grabs Cyan's shirt and teleports to the roof*
Eli:Ow....
Leo:Sorry.
JBV:drinks juice*
John: GLYNSS LET'S GO TO A ROOM AND TAKE OFF OUR CLOTHES
Trixie: WTF?!!
Ally*goes inside* Sup.
JBV: Oh Ally, you are the sweetest of flowers.*covers mouth* WHY DA FUQ DID I SAY THAT?!!!
Alana:PRANKED YA
JBV: Ally, you are the fairest in the land, bless the ground u walk on.*tapes mouth with scotch tape, duct tape, cellophane tape, double sided tape and masking tape*
Ally: ......
Eli: Are u blushing?
Chi Yi: She has sunburn from her trip to the water park with me.
Eli: Ohhhh....
JBV:mmmmmm!! (Translation: FUCK U ALANA)
Leo:*attacks JBV*
Ally: Bye
YOU ARE READING
Slugterrra spoof
Humor4 authors, countless romances, one story. HOW BERSERK CAN IT GET?!!
