Leo:NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! FUCK!!
Eli:U ok?
Leo: NO!! ALANA IS BLIND!!
Eli: What?!*sees Cyan's fanfic* Oh. Sorry about that dude. At least she's not dead, right?
Leo: CYAN BEWARE BECAUSE I AM GONNA KILL U 4 DOING THIS!!!*takes blaster, slugs and knife and goes to find Cyan*
Ashley:*KO'es Leo* What made him angry?
Eli: Alana's blind.
Ashley:*gasp*
Eli: Yeah. Sad.
Leo:*wakes and sits up* What happened?
Ashley: Dude, sorry bout her.
Leo: I know.*goes to room and plans to kill Cyan* Why does she have to be blind.......why....
Slugcat:Sad about Alana. Got her here though.
Alana: Where am I?
Eli: At the Shane Hideout.
Leo:*bursts out of room and sees Alana* ALANA!!*hugs her with tears in his eyes* I'm so sorry about you!!
Alana:I-it's ok, Leo. I got over it.
Leo: *lets go* Alana, tell me if u EVER need help ok? I'll always be there for you.
Alana: Ok. Thx man.
Leo: N-no prob.
Ally: I could restore her vision temporarly.*restores Alana's vision temporarly*
Alana: I can see!
Leo: Thank god! *kisses Alana's cheek and hugs Ally for a short while*
Ally: Ok.....and TIME 4 THE DARES!!
Eli, Trixie, Kord, Leo and Pronto: Crap
Ashley: Loki....
Loki: Ready!
Ally: These are Slugcat's bday dares so let's start. Someone hand me a Tempesto.
Emily:*gives her Tempesto*
Ally:*goes outside*
Everyone:*follows her outside*
Ally: Hand over the slugs and blaster.
Eli:*hands over slugs and blaster*
Ally:*shoots Tempesto*
Eli:*jumps in and revives* Got killed once they saw me.
Leo: Ok....
Trixie:*bites lip*
Eli: Trix u ok?
Trixie: Eli I'm divorcing you! *puts hand on mouth*
Eli: WHAT?!
Trixie:I'm sorry!
Eli:*shoots her with Burpy and Bludgeon* YOU MEANT SO MUCH TO ME!! *mounts Lucky and rides away*
Ally: She's unconscious.
Leo: Alana, with me. I'm getting E.
Alana: Ok.*mounts Midnight*
Leo:*mounts Eagle(E-7) and goes to find Eli*
Alana:*follows Leo*
Ally:*lifts Trix with gravity powers and puts her on the couch* That dare went bad. So let's continue with the rest. Bring the sheep!
YOU ARE READING
Slugterrra spoof
Humor4 authors, countless romances, one story. HOW BERSERK CAN IT GET?!!
