AN: Warning! This is BYUN. Lol kekkeke~ Just want to remind. Continue reading!
Siwon:
Being gay is wrong.
Siwon:
Homosexuals will go to Hell.
Sehun:
If you think that, then why do you always make out with dudes?
Siwon:
What does that have to do with anything
Baekhyun:
Kissing dudes is a little gay. That's why I just smack their asses instead.
Lay:
Kissing their lips is gay. That's why I just kiss other parts of their body. Most of the time.
Siwon:
Wait... kissing guys on the lips is gay?
Suho:
Yeah it's pretty gay. What did you think being gay meant?
Siwon:
I... didn't know. I never asked. I just thought it was some ambiguous bad thing I'd never personally have to think about.
Xiumin:
You're against homosexuality and you don't even know what it means?
Luhan:
How can you be against homosexuality? People should be able to love whatever baozis they choose. People they choose. I meant to say people.
Siwon:
My whole life is a lie.
Lay:
Can I kiss it better?
Siwon:
Yes, please.... I MEAN NO! AH! I need to go pray.
Sehun:
I should join you. I spent all afternoon making out with Tao.
Siwon:
Sehun:
Siwon:
Sehun:
YOLO
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Sehun:
Hey Luhan you should crossdress
Luhan:
Ew, no. I'm a man.
Suho:
Come on, just once. It'll be hilarious.
Luhan:
Never.
SM:
Luhan, you have to dress like a woman for the next concert.
Luhan:
You think this is a game? I'll pull a Kris. Don't test me.
Xiumin:
I bet you'd look really cute in drag, you sh-
Luhan:
How do I look? Does this dress look nice on me?
Xiumin:
How did you change so quickly
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Suho:
Kris, WHY are your dishes still in the sink? I told you to do those a week ago! They're attracting flies.
Kris:
Oh darn I just realized I have a heart thing and I gotta go to a different country and do the same thing I'm doing now but not here
Suho:
Suho:
Sehun do Kris' dishes.
Sehun:
I'm going to make an ig post about this travesty.
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