The ADVENTURES of The Kawaii Potato

Chapter Juan 🧔🏻(One)

Kawaii Potato POV.
It was such a boring day at the Farmland Village where I live and all vegetables live. Anywaysss I got out of my scratchy potato bag bed and set off to the world but first I must go to the bar-where I can drink my glass of the finest oil and water duh
Once I entered the bar I see this old man on top of the table telling them mythical stories. I went to the bartender and said "Get me your good finest oil." The bartender just nodded his head and went to the counter getting my drink
He granted my order of the oil which I paid and gave a tip (you must always tip waiters because damn imagine carrying two lbs of food in one hand) I drank my oil like a shot which was silky smooth down my throat.
"On the other side of the mountain of Farmland Village lays the sack full of gold" I heard from the screaming old man ( the old man is an old tomato btw) . I looked up at the table he was standing one and he was holding a buck of gold between his fingers. "Yep got them gold since I was a young lad but once I went searching again it has vanished and I never saw it again"
"Wow uncle Ketch can we find the gold?" Said a lil Roma tomato
"Well idk but it's a dangerous journey to go" the old man said
I got up to him and looked at him straight in the eye and said "Give me the directions for this gold mining place"
Everyone started laughing at the bar except the old man
"You seem like a good potato but I believe you can't go cause your a female"
"What's that suppose to mean old man?"
"Well females are weak"
"All females are different... like men one is delusional and the other is a gentlemen"
The old man grunted. He leaned down to my ear and whispered all the directions, and once he lift up his head I ran off to go packing.