Miraculous short stories (Rated M)

Why da fuck you lie'n

Adrian and Lila are sitting on a bench in the park talking Marinette is spying on them behind a tree

"Adrian you know I'm best friends with Ladybug right"
"No I did not know that. That's really cool Lila"
Marinette comes out of her hidding place
"No your not friends with Ladybug"
"Yes I am"
"No your not. I am and I know who behind the mask. I also know she would never be friends with a liar like you"
"O really if you know who's behind the mask then tell us. Who is it?"
"I can't tell you"
"And you know why you can't tell me, because you are the liar."
"No, I can't tell you because its her secret Identity and it's not mine to reveal."
"Well I know who she is to."
"Ok then who is she."
"It's me oviusly"
In Marinette's head. Why the fuck you lie'n.
"And I know I never told you who I am" Why you always lie'n
"This time your the liar "
MMMMMM oh my god
"Now go away"
Marinette leans in to whisper in her ear
"Stop fuck'n lie'n. I know you are not ladybug I am ladybug and I can prove it.  Tikki come out of my bag. You see this, this is my kwami." Marinette pulls her hair out of the way" You see these, these are my miraculous the things Hawkmoth are after."
Lila stood there shocked as Marinette transformed into Ladybug.
"You see now I am ladybug. You are not. You got a problem with me being Ladybug."
"No ma'am"
"Good now leave."
Lila leaves and Ladybug realizes that Adrian was still there with his mouth hanging open.
"I'm sorry Adrian I didn't want you to see this side of me.  I'll go now. "
She turns to leave but Adrian grabs her arm.
"M'lady wait. "
"What did you call me"
In Adrian's mind oh shit
"CHAT NOIR"
"Yeah sorry for not telling you"
"No I'm not mad it's just I just realized that I friendzoned my crush on multiple occasions."
"Wait did you just say....... "
"NO!!!!!! "
"Yeah you just said crush" He started laughing. She looked at him annoyed.

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Ok so I had this idea for a while now and just wanted to get it put on paper well phone so see you next time,

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