So one day my brother hit me I was lost and down so I ran away as I was running a hit a wall the wall was my bully he went to hit me but then u came and slapped him and u picked me up and we went to Starbucks in LA we drank peppermint lattes and we meet Dora and she got us new boots and then we went to find the bridge but elektra was the bridge she was my bridge to your heart and then she broke but I fixed her then my cat ate my brother I was happy bc he couldn't hit me anymore and then we went to Australia and then we watch Judah get eaten by a camel and then elektra found us and she tackled me but once again the camel at her but then she turned into the camel and she ate tristen Melindas and then jimmy tried to kill her but then bread killed jimmy bc he needed to confess his love for jimmy but he didn't know how to so he just killed him then angle gave us money to fly back to Cali where we meant the non stupid Thomas and he then helped us swim and then thier were sharks that tried to eat us but then elektra turned into a shark and ate them then Judah was born again as a mini child elektra made him her husband and she then took Judah to 6 flags then the roller coaster broke but the Thing is she was the roller coaster so she saved Judah they left to go to Canada and we went to the movies to watch 6ix9ine and jake Paul then Logan Paul came and killed jake then we ran to hide behind the building and we meant Thomas the stupid who was snorting Takis he put me on his back and picked u up and we flew to Alabama to make babies end of chapter 1
