"*H I D E T H E C H I L D R E N*"said john, as he gracefully leaped across the flooding dam of the blood of virgins. Just before he reached the edge of the dam, his lower calf was grabbed by the fallen angel, Lucifer, who Said"I SENTENCE YOU TOO 5 SECONDS OF RUNNING". But John Could not complete this terrible task, despite his best efforts.
(Record scratch, freeze frame) " Hi, my name is John Paul and this is jackass."( jackass theme plays. John fucking dies) " Well isn't that unfortunate?" Says John, sadly. John continues with his amazing adventure for the Algebra 1 math text book. He eventually encountered a tree and thought to himself "I bet this tree is gay" and he literally blew the tree off of the planet with a flick of his finger.
("Hit or miss, Karen took the kids, huh? You got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya MWAH he hon find another girl and he won't miss ya. DODODODO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DODODODO DO DO DO DODODODO )
