GOD DAMN IT!

so your sister is visiting. .yay😑

Jake:*yawns* OOOOOHHH....huh I can't move it feels like an elephant  is on my fucking back...

Jan: ELEPHANT!!?😲😲 ....I mean this pussy does weigh a ton😋😋

Jake: so does its stench😑 get the fuck off me..

Jan: 😐its fresh as fuck down there.. oh and my sister  is probably  gonna pull up.

Jake : 😑yeah fresh out the garbage😑 .....sister?

She got up and I went to take a shower..water was so cool...afterwards  I got dressed  and decided imma hit  the road for a walk.. I opened the door and to my surprise  a small little girl around 11 years years old  was standing  at my doorway..

Jake:😍😍😍you look so FUCKING  CUTE😄😄😄😄 you must be Jan's sis hi how are you?.

Sis: 😑MOVE YOU DISGUSTING  INSIGNIFICANT  WASTE OF FLESH YOU'RE  NOT WORTHY ENOUGH TO BE STANDING  IN MY PRESENCE  I HOPE YOU DIE SO I CAN SHIT IN YOUR COFFIN AND WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR TUXEDO SLEEEEEEEEEVUH!!!😑

jake:😐*slams door shut*bolts the lock*

jan: who's at the door?

Jake: your sister 😑

Jan: how do you know?

Jake: I can see the fucking  resemblance 😑

I went to get my hammer to nail the front door shut...I can't handle two of these bitches..I was halfway finished  when I ran out of nails..

Jake: damn it!

Sis: here's  a couple more..

Jake: thanks....wait...HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IT IN HERE!!??

Sis: the window....BIG SISTER!!  I missed  you so much 😊😊 mr.jakey and I are gonna be best friends

Jan: see she likes you..anyone hungry  I cooked stew peas😋😋

Jake: hello pizza hut. .yeah lemme have 3 large meat lovers please..

Jan: I said I cooked😑

Jake: and I love life feed your sister

Sis: no thank you I just ate..

Jan:😐😓😓😓

A few minutes  later  the pizza arrived I went upstairs  to go get my special food plate and  come back and I returned  to find the most horrifying  thing in the world..

Jake:1..2. Where's the third box..where is my box..you both are stuffing your fucking faces where is my box of pizza..

Sis: I gave it to the dog.😊😊😊

Jake: you what? That's cool give your box to me😑

Sis: HEXCUSE YOU?😑

Jake: you fucking heard me😑

Sis: so you want a slice? Here's the box mr.jakey..

Jake: thanks you're not half bad sis..

Box:*empty*

Jake:that's it

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

I grabbed her by the hair and hauled her ass to the window and tried to stuff her through  it..she was screaming NOOOOO!! Which aroused the neighbors  suspicion. ..soon I heard a knock at the  door.. I pulled her in from the window and sat her down in a chair. .

Jake: don't you fucking  move 😑

I went to answer the door too see that it was my neighbor james..