Live While We're Young

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Interview with us! Not a chapter. c:

Interview lady: Hello everyones! We are here today with One Direction and Envyus! Say hello.

All of us: Hello!

IL: So guys. I heard that One Direction came out with a song called Live While We're Young? Am I correct?

Liam: Yeah actually. It's a new single we came out with a few days ago.

Hollis: Too bad it's not available in the US til October 1st. Freaking hoes.

Louis: Sorry love. Better luck next time!

IL: Okay so Harry, how are your pickles?

Harry: My pickles?

IL: Yeahh. You know, your can? Your toilet paper? Your popsicle?

Harry: What?

Hollis: Oh my God Harry! Your penis! How is your fucking penis?!

Harry: Ermm.. well.. you see..

Arry: It's fine. I would know. ;)

Louis and Hollis: They made babies! Ahhhhh!

Zayn: Be cool people. The Zaynstier is here.

Emma: Shut up babe.

Crowd: Liall Thoran! Liall Thoran!

Niall: Ooooh babe! They are chanting our name. Shall we give them something to stare at?

Hollis: Let's. ;)

Hollis and Niall: Food fight!

*le throws food everywhere. Harry runs around with hands in head.*

Harry: NOT THE CURLS!

*Zayn throws are Louis.*

Louis: I will get you!

*Louis chases after him. Harry still running, slips on a banana peel.*

Harry: The cu-Oof! Bananas!? Really people!

*Everyone laughs*

IL: There you have it folks. One Direction and Envyus!

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#USproblems I can't believe I have to wait two months! Damn America.

, Lexus.

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