t'was a beautiful morning in july 1984 and you woke up to see a cute boy enter the tuckersoft building. 🙈
you decide to wait until he comes out of the room because you're a psychotic weirdo stalker. 💕 we love that for us
he finally comes out of the building and you decide to crash into him on purpose.
"oh- whoops my bad 🙈😍🤷🏻♀️🥺" you say as you fall onto the floor and crack your skull open a bit.
you get up and he says, "i'm sorry bootyful 😚🤭"
right when he spoke, you saw his teeth and gasped. "y-youR TEETH! 😔🤯"
"w-what's wrong bbygorl? 😳😳😳😳"
"disgustANG, get sum braces uwu!"
"i will for u" 💖💖
you blush and say, "for me? i luv u."
"i luv u too baebae."
he leans in for a kiss but you scream and grab the glass ashtray that was in your pocket and smash it across his skull.
you forgot you were bleeding because your skull was open but now his skull was also bleeding. you guys were bleeding together wit open skulls 💕😳
his last words were... "big chungus...." 🙈
THEN HE DIED
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dedicated to u bianca love u
