"colin!!! u cant LEAVE ME!!!" u exCLAIMED AT COLIN 😤😡😡😡😡😡
"bUt i am bbygorl...😔 i foUND SOMEONE better than you..."
u gasp at this because YOURE THE BEST PERSON EVER 😤
coLonoscoPy walks away from u without saying anotha word 😔✌🏻so hurt... might just... kermit... sewerside... 👁_👁
u followed him and saw he was entering a very very must SWAMP 🤢🌚 he KANOCKS on the d00r and a GREEN OGRE greets colon and KISSES HIM ! WHAT 😳
😨 IS THIS ALLOWED 😲
u lay down and c r y on the floor for a while because yanno... just girly things 😙😓👊🏻
"I HAVE AN 👹 IDEA 👹!!!!" u exclaim to no one because ur an UGLY LOSER WITH NO FRIEnDS👻👻
u JUMP ✊🏻 INTO THE DISGUSTANG ! SWAMP ! AND G O UNDERWOTER FOR 3 MINUTOS 🌊🐟
when u come out... you've become into a WHOLE NEW PERSO-- ur not even a person ur aN OGRE, SON 🙀👺👺 o g r e o g r e o g r e whispers... "woHpa ogre style..."
u don't know why but u just thought u looked like a fiona ? fionn fionna HAAHA im sorry 😔💪🏻 fionna whitehead...
ANYWAYS
u go UP TO THE SWAMP DOOR 🚪 AND BURST IT OPEN TO REVEAL 🙉🙈🙊 COLIN AND SHREK HAVING
a toenail clipping challenge 👁👅👁
"COLIN IS MINE!!!!!!!!😡" u exLAIM at the UGLY OGRE
"who teeeef are u" colin says with no expression 😐
oh wait u forgot to take off ur mask "ITS ME FIONA" u say at shrek 😏🤠
"F I O N A mY LOVE 😘😍💩" he GRABS U AND GIVES U A BIG KISS 💋😚
"NOH DISGUSTANG U SMELL LIKE OOONEEOONS!" 😧 u remove ur mask and coLin and shReK GASP!!!!!!!! 😫✨🌈🍇
"GET OUT MY SWAMP!" HE ROARED AT YOU 😳😝😏
he stopped and well uh 👀 u both stared at each other for like 5 seconds 👀
"u thinking what i'm thinking..." shrek says to u 👶🏻
"YES" u RUN TO HIM and begin to SUCK HIS GREEN LONG TOES 🤤 such a delicacy 🎊
👿 "sorry colin but i've found a real man" 👿 he states out of the 🔵
"THATS NOT eVeN a MAN!" he YELLS AT S H R E K 👁👄👁
"DON'T YELL AT SHREK LIKE THAT U PEASANT" u grab colin by the throat and chock him for 2 minutes before 😎 throwing him in the freezer 😜
"finally... sum alone time🙈😳" shrek whispers into ur ear 👀
THEN OH FUGGING COURSE COLIN RUINS IT BY BURSTING OUT THE FREEZER AND SHOUTING "im defrosting MINCE"
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uh this wasn't that funny in my opinion but i hOPE U GUYS LIKED IT i have better ideas cuming soon 😳😝
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