One shots

Gay for a triangle ~ BillDip

TW: A lot of cursing

~Dipper~

It was a warm, sunny summer day and I was sitting on an armchair watching 'Ducktective' in the living room of our famous Mystery Shack. I was wearing a red T-shirt, gray shorts and my 'Pinetree' hat. I got it back from Wendy, when I went back to Gravity Falls with my sister four years ago on summer. It was peaceful and quiet in the Shack, because uncle Ford was in his workshop, working on the journal he wrote on his trip to the Arctic Ocean with Stan. Mabel and Stan, on the other hand, were in the mall, probably with Soos and Melody. In that situation I was left alone, only with the TV, my thoughts and...

"What'cha watchin', Pinetree?"

Yes. The Dream Demon. Also known as...

"Bill, leave me alone, you stupid dorito"

Actually, calling him a 'dorito' doesn't make much sense anymore, because he's been in his human form for a while now. You're probably wondering how is he alive, why isn't he a floating dorito and, most importantly, what the fuck is he doing in the Mystery Shack? Well, last year it already turned out that he's pretty much alive and is not as bad as he was five years ago...

*flashback from last year*

I don't know what kind of power brought me there, but when I was talking to Pacifica I suddenly felt the urge to go to the forest, so I ended our conversation and went in that direction. I was actually walking without even thinking where I'm going. It was like I subconsciously knew the way. When I stopped I saw a statue with an outstretched arm that was almost completely covered in moss. It kinda looked like... No, it couldn't be him, could it?...

Again, I felt the same urge as few seconds ago, but this time it felt like I had to shake the statue's hand... I didn't want to do it, but my body acted on its own... The moment my fingertips met the cold stone, blue, warm flames surrounded me and the statue and at the same time I felt a weird tingling in my chest... The flame started shining so bright I had to close my eyes. When I felt it was all over, I reopened my eyes, just to see...

A BOY MY AGE WITH BLONDE HAIR, AN EYPATCH ON LEFT EYE, KINDA GOOD LOOKING, HUGGING ME FROM THE BACK?!!!

...wait a minute... Did I just?... Oh no.

Before I even completely realized that I just complimented a total stranger in my thoughts, he said:

"Why, hello there, dear Pinetree~"

HOLY SHIT, NO WAY!

I quickly turned around and my eyes landed on...

"BILL?!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? AND HOW DID YOU TAKE A FORM OF A HANDSOME HUMAN?!!!"

SHIT! AGAIN? Brain, what is wrong with you today?!!!

"Aww, you think I'm handsome~~~"

"QUIT IT!!!"

I started blushing madly... What the hell was happening to me?...

Well, I couldn't actually say that he wasn't looking good - he was well built, had a really nice, blonde haircut and golden, beautiful eyes... well, eye, but you get the idea! It looked like it was a gorgeous kind of sunset, like the one you see on the beach, when the sky is clear and the weather is warm...

Alright, I felt like I've been staring quietly at him for much longer than I planned, I needed to stop daydreaming about him...

"What, am I really so handsome, you're daydreaming about me?" He said with a smirk right as I thought about it...