Joseph, an arctic wolf, goes into a fleshie coffee shop only to find a handsome Horse. (Trey uwu!) they end up getting ~scandalous~ in the bathroom after!!
this is my first fic so please be nice!!
open to constructive criticism <3
Joe and Trey a...
mistew obama p-put the gun down- i'll make the next part i swear!! just pput dwon the gun!! i dont want to die!1 i'll do anyhting!
(loud screaming is heard)
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After they finished fucking in the bathroom, Joe and Trey walked back to their seats.
"damn bitch. get it cause you're a dog?"
Joe looked horrified and immediately started sobbing. Trey frowned.
"why the fuck would you call me a bitch thats so rude," joe sobbed.
"are you on your period or something? it was a joke," replied trey.
Joe did not find this joke funny and picked up his half empty cup of lukewarm coffee and splashed it on trey. Trey then proceeded to stomp everyone in the coffee shop with his hooves, murdering everyone but Joe.
"but i love you, joseph!" he cried.
"I....am not joseph. i ahve been lying to you this whole time! i am actually......" Joe pulled off the head of his fursuit, revealing an ugly, contorted face underneath, "a brony."
Trey looked horrified, but finally realized why he had been so attracted to him. Trey also pulled off the head of his fursuit and tossed it among the bloody remains of the stomped human flesh. Underneath the head, Trey revealed himself to be Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony (TM).
Together, the brony and Rainbow Dash embraced.
"so does this mean that Rainbow Dash was a trap this whole time?" Asked Jow, the newly discovered Brony.
"Yes my love," replied Rainbow Dash.
Together, the pony and the Brony walked out of the shop, through the bloody mess of human insides, hoof in hand.
"I think I was always destined to love you, Brony," said Rainbow Dash.
"Raimbow Dash, I feel the same... but I think friendship is magic."
"Are you friendzoning me right now?"
"yeah lmao," Joe said. He let go of Rainbow Dash's hoof and walked away.
This infuriated Rainbow Dash. How dare he take his heart and smash it on the ground the same way he had smashed all the people in the cafe?
Out of anger towards The Brony, Rainbow Dash proceeded to smash every brony in existence, along with Jow. He keeps his fingers in a jar above his bed, pickled so they stay fresh and ready to eat.
Rainbow dash never got over his broken heart, and eventually was put in jail for his crimes. To get out of it, he murdered every single police officer and FBI agent that came to him until they finally stopped trying and just let him live.
"It's what Jow would have wanted," Rainbow Dash says and he mounts his seventh Sheriff pin on his wall.
Rainbow Dash continued this cycle of violence and hatred, until he finally died from food poisoning.
The end.
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(screaming continues)
(a shot is heard)
Then perish.
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