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    He's Thiccer than anyone in both donkey kong games and smash bros ultimate!!
    
                          
    and he is so good that he could take down a army of donkey kongs if he wanted.
    
                          

    
                          
    He is so thicc, he can even deflect stuff with his golden belly!
    
                          

    
                          
    stop fatshaming this man yall
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