im definitely not gay

I strutted down the hallway in my cherry red thigh-high boots, airpods in, tuning out the world. My favourite song played, She Likes Girls by Metro Station. Of course, I'm not gay or anything, I just love the sick beats of Metro. Another song came on, 1-800-273-8255 by Logic. This one I could relate to. It was about suicide.

Out of the blue, this girl Toni Topaz came running up to me. Her personality trait is that she's bisexual. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the Lgbt+ community, but I hate when being gay is your only characteristic.

Her heels skittered across the ugly cafateria lino. Suddenly, her strawberry milkshake flew from her perfectly manicured hands, erupting on my cherry red thigh-high boots, pink froth flying through the air.

The whole room went silent. My heart stopped.

Toni's face dropped, "OHMYGOD :0 CHERYL IM SO SO-"

"Save it, you cretin," I hissed, and ground the glacie cherry into the tiles.

Then everyone applauded.

Veronica fell to the ground in shame. The crowd formed a tightening circle around us.

"Ostracise her! Ostracise her!" they chanted.

I smirked, and turned to walk away. But... then.. A litte voice in my head, Metro Station's voice, whispered to me.

'Cheryl...' he crooned, 'show compassion...'

So I spun around.

'Begone!' I demanded. The crowd dispersed.

I extended a hand to Toni.

'Than... Thank y-you..' she whispered, her chocolate orbs that were flecked with gold glowing with gratefulness.

'I suppose that's fine. You better repay some time.' I chuckled.

'Cheryl... You saved me... <3'

I handed her a cherry-scented wipe to remove the muck from my shoes, 'Yeah... Whatever..?'

She began furiously scrubbing at my shoes. Honestly... it kinda tickled. She was surprsingly good at it. Povo bitch probably had lots of experience.

'So... Is this your first time?' I asked her.

'skhsgajkgdkgejk what??? What do you mean??? XD'

OMG I can't believe I just said that!! And to a girl?? I swear on my ruby-encrusted spider brooch I'm not gay!! Guess im just quirky

I giggled, 'I meant shining shoes, silly!!!'

She grinned, her orbs glinting, 'Oh I was kinda hoping you meant the other thing....'

My face froze, 'Toni. I hope you know I'm not gay.'

'Not yet,' she smirked, her ruby hair glimmering in the light. (not that I noticed, Im not gay.)

'uhhhh.... uhhh... shut up! Get on with it!' I was blushing.

'Sorry it's taking so long..... I just.... Your'e feet....'

My mind raced... was a dirty lesbian hitting on my freshly pedicured feet? And why did i kind of like it.....?

'Oh yeah...... What about them.?' I purred.

OMG WHAT WAS I TURNING INTO!!!

'They make me so hecking horny!'

And that was all I needed. I collapsed onto the floor so our orbs could be at the same level. Our kiss was magical.

Everyone applauded.

After that we made sweet sweet love amongst the glass shards and milkshake remnants of toni's shake.