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5

I woke up and it smelled really good, the boys can't be cooking. Last time they tried cooking all of our pancakes were burnt due to Zion trying to dance in the kitchen and not paying attention to his cooking duties. There was only one answer to this mystery.....

Aud; ALEXYS CRUZ

Alexys; DOWNSTAIRS

I knew it, Alexys is literally the best cook in the world, she could literally take all the foods I hate, put them in something and make it delicious, she's that good.

Aud; when did you get here

Alexys; well when I was with your parents last night they told me that you were staying here with the boys so I figured I would get here early and make breakfast for all of you because lord knows that they have ingredients to cook food that they would ruin so that's why I'm here, so something that has been cooked here is actually edible.

Aud; hahaha where's the lie though

Zion; I SMELL GOOD FOOD

Aud; yea because you're not cooking it

Zion; wow that hurt my heart

Ed; Zion shut up we all know it's true

Zion; THAT'S IT, I declare war

Alexys; oh no

Whenever one of the guys would say "I declare war" that only meant one thing, everyone grabs the nerf guns and Styrofoam bullet stash they have, and it's everyone for themselves. Normally we declare war when someone is arguing about a topic, but we've never argued over food, this was a first. So me being the person I am, I run upstairs not talking to anyone and I grab my nerf gun that was in the closet. I decide to take out Nick and Austin first so they didn't have to get involved anyway. Nick was first to go.

Nick; what the fuck

Aud; GOTCHA

Nick; why did you shoot me in the neck

Aud; Zion declared war because me and ed said his cooking is trash and I figured I would take you and Austin out first because why not

Nick; that's not too shabby of a plan Auds

Aud; haha yea I know

I heard footsteps coming upstairs and I knew it was Zion, I swear to god that man is the loudest person ever, can't go anywhere without him causing some sort of commotion.

Austin; what in the-

Aud; GOTCHA TOO

Austin; did Zion-

Aud; yes now I have to go take out Ed and Z see ya

Austin; adios kiddo

I tiptoed downstairs and Edwin has his back turned to me, this was the perfect moment, Alexys saw me and I put my finger in front of my lips signaling her not to say anything and she went back to cooking. I got a little closer to Edwin and shot him in the back.

Aud; GOTCHA BOY

Alexys broke out laughing not only because of me, but because Edwin let out the loudest high pitch scream ever and it was super funny.

Ed; what the hell, Alexys you frickin saw her why didn't you tell me

Alexys; because us girls gotta stay loyal in this family, sorry Ed

I heard loudass footsteps coming down the stairs and I knew it was Zion, I hid under the staircase knowing that I could jump scare him and eliminate him at the same time. And so I did.