In Troll cave
Y/N: * throws a sword to Bilbo * This bitch empty YeeEEETTT
The whole company besides Gandalf : * confused af *
In Rivendell
*Ori and Nori arguing at the table*
Y/N : can I get a waffle
*Ori and Nori still arguing *
Y/N: can I PLEASE get a waffle
Kili : someone get the lassie a waffle she's scaring us
At camp by the fire tellin stories
Bilbo : Y/N do you have a tale
Y/N : yes I do
*All company goes silent *
Y/N: soooooo I was sitting there with barbecue sauce on my titties
*All company groans *
Mid battle
*Someone slaps Thorin with a sword in the face *
Y/N: *stops* ah fuck ! I can't believe you've done this
Towards erebor
Balin : there is just a little bit of road work ahead
Y/N: Road work ahead? UH YEAH I sure hope it DOES !
Bombur: Why is she like this ?!!
Dwalin: You best stop or I'll throw you off this boat lassie
