It all started on a rainy day.
The snails were extra slimy.
The ground was moist.
Today is the day Shrek is going to eat his prized Onion.
It's one of a kind.
Extra special.
Big and juicy.
The onion waited on the table, ready to be devoured by the huge green hunk of a ogre.
The onion was ready.
Shrek awoke, got out of bed, and thumped his way into the kitchen. Then, he saw it.
His lover, the onion...
Oh how he had waited for this blessed day.
The day he could finally eat his onion whole.
"Good morning, my dear." Shrek greeted his onion. "I hope you are ready. Today is your big day."
Shrek let out a throaty chucked, as his eyes scanned over his nervous lover.
The onion was sweating. It had never felt so.....
so.....
Excited.
A chill went through the onions layers. It could not wait any longer. The suspense was too much. Shrek knew what the onion wanted.
Why was he delaying this magical moment?
Shrek licked his lips seductively and raised a brow at his lover.
"Impatient. Yes?" He teased.
The poor onion could no longer take this infernal teasing. The tension in the room was hot and heavy. Neither could ignore it, it was so overwhelming.
Finally, Shrek made his was over to the onion. Slowly.
When he finally reached it, he paused.
"Do you want this?~" Shrek asked.
The onion rolled slightly, as if to say yes.
"Alright then... I hope you're ready baby..."
Shrek then picked up the onion, brought it close to his mouth, and let his tongue caress the onions layers.
Then, he bit into the onion, it's oniony juices dripping down his face.
He put the rest of the onion in his mouth and ate it.
"Mmmmmmmm..." Shrek sounded pleased.
Now his new mission is to find himself a new Onion Lover.
FIN~
