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What just happed! i said. Guys what just happed? you all are freaks i tell you freaks. then i turned to the boys. they were all freaken frozen like the saw a stuck up aurse gosh. yo,dicks! maria said. but they diddnt move a inch. hello ladies and dicks i just froze them for kidnapping you pretty ladys oh and you suger. hear is my number. then calum winked. i felt like i was going to pass out. well bring them back to life oh sexy one.maria said. it looked like she had no time to play. i couldnt help but laugh my ass off. omg maria who got your panties in a twist! i siad. well you know that dick head right there was unotieced in the bathroom while i was taking a freaken shower! she siad staring a calum the whole time. well it was not my falt maria,that you have a sexy woman body. maby you will come to my room some day and you will be drunk and we can have some fun. nope not ever babe no refraze that slut!!!!! she said yelling. oh and cater? maria said. yeah? stop calling me maria you dick!

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