Chapter 6: Cat puns

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     (Warning: Swearing and *shivers* puns)

    (Virgil's POV)
   I woke up to a pressure around my torso. I opened my eyes amd turned my head to see a sleeping Roman, cuddling my body.

    Memories of yesterday flashed through my head. 'Damn' I thought before sneaking my way out of Roman's grip and out of my room, leaving Roman behind.

    I walked into the kitchen and started digging through the pantry. Soon enough, Roman came walking down the hall. "You cat to be Kitten me right Meow! Leaving me behind Virgil?" Roman said, trying to fight a smirk.

   "Oh fuck off" I said, annoyed at the puns. "Oh come on! Those puns were Purrrfect!" He whined, not even bothering to hold back a smile now. "Ugh" I groaned.

    "I cat believe you think these puns are a CAT-astrophy! It's not like they're CAT-astrophic!" I glared at him, causing him to die of laughter. "Aww come on Virge! Stay PAW-sative!" He said, laughing even more.

    I couldn't help, but smirk at his laughter. "I guess I just don't have the right... CAT-titude right now" I said, fighting a smirk. Roman looked at me with a huge smile. "You made a cat joke!" We both laughed.

    Without them knowing, Patton and Logan were listening from upstairs. Logan had his head in his hands, groaning and Patton had recorded the whole thing. "I bet storm is so annoyed at all the cat puns" Patton giggled.

You have nooo idea Patton. 😂

I am not sorry for all those puns.

I hope yall are enjoying this story so far and I hope your having a purrfect day! (Sorry not sorry)

Take it easy guys, gals, and my fellow non-binary pals! Peace out!

-Marsh

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