It was no good. Percy just couldn't keep going without him. He had been unfairly murdered, and Percy was going to get him back.
He marched into the underworld and swam across the river Styx. He felt nothing but a burning desire, a primordial need to be reunited with his lover. He stormed into the palace of Hades. The lord of the underworld was waiting.
"Give me my pillow pet," said Percy.
"No," said Hades, and sent his skeleton guards to deal with the intruder. Percy pulverised them in the blink of an eye.
"Give me my pillow pet," said Percy.
"No," said Hades, and unleashed his army on the intruder. Percy turned them to dust.
"Give me my pillow pet," said Percy.
"No," said Hades, and released all the monsters of Tartarus into the throne room. Percy massacred them all. His power was infinite.
"Give me my pillow pet," said Percy.
"Here," said Hades.
***
That night, Percy was finally able to sleep. As he drifted off, he murmured quietly to his pillow pet, who lay in his arms.
"I will never let you go," he said, "you will share my heart and bed now and forevermore."
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