Welcome back, dear listeners. It's time once again to put aside all that you think you know, all you believe to be true. Time to open your mind to the strange, bizarre, and sometimes terrifying world that exists in the shadows and fringes of our own where myth, legend, and rumor are made real. Yes, its time for more thrilling TALES FROM THE WEST VIRGINIA HILLS!
We open here, at Vault Tech Highschool where VaultBoy currently sits bored out of his mind in math class. He tosses a note at his beautiful girlfriend of three years, VaultGirl. Naturally almost every word has been misspelled, reading the note out she tosses her hair back and looks at him "Vaultie! You really overestimate me, i could never be that flexible!" she says between laughs.
When the bell finally rang and everyone was rushing to pack up their things Vault Boy was talking to his friends about going to a club later, "Yeah guys I know a guy who can get us all fake IDs that almost look real! Let's get wasted" he managed to get that out between his friends' deafening cheers.
*Meanwhile at Fazbear's Academy of Fright*
Thiccie Chan sighed as she got ready to endure more torment from kids as school. Her hour at the guidance counselor's office was the only time a light seemed to shine on her otherwise dismal life, her only friend, Thiccbear, protected her as well as he could but he wasn't as big as some of the bullies. "THICCIE CHAN!!" Thiccbear called as she walked out of the counselor's office "What is it Thiccbear?" "I've gotten us passes to the biggest club in town" He said waving the passes around excitedly. "Hey Thotbear" A bully, Freddy Fazbear II, called while pushing her and spitting a gross glob of green slime all over her new uniform. Freddy never got in trouble as he was the principal's only son, and therefore, untouchable.
*Later that night*
Vault Boy and Vault Girl were dancing the night away, grinding on the dance floor and truth be told, drunk as fuck. "I think i'm going to get another drink" Vault boy said as he left Vault Girl alone on the dance floor " Be back soon! I'll be waiting for you" she said taunting him of the same things she said she would do to him later. Vault Boy walked up to the bar and asked for the strongest drink they had and flashing his ID. "You sure about this son? This shits pretty powerful, does things to your mind" the bartender said shaking his head as he mixed the drink together. " I am absolutely sure bud, I got big plans tonight and getting drunker than I already am is on that list" Vault Boy grinned at him. "Your funeral" The bartender sighed as he handed the drink over.
As the bartender and Vault Boy chatted no one noticed as Thiccie Chan slowly walked up and slipped something in the Vault Boy's drink, a roofie!When Vault Boy walked to the bathroom after finishing his drink his vision began to darken until he was completely out.........
