"Ugh."
"Good morning fairies."
*THUMP*
"Who ate what?! How!? Where?! What?! Who?!—"
*THUMP*
"GraaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
*THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP*
-three hours later-
*Poke* *poke poke* *poke poke poke poke*
"ITALY! HOW MANY— what are you doing?"
"Germany! I found them here so I said hi and they said nothing so I decided to try and wake them up." Italy stopped poking the green and black haired male in front of him.
"Okay, fine. Let's go bring them back to the conference room." Germany picked up the red and white haired male and the blue haired male with inked tips. Italy dragged the green and black haired male.
-to the conference room!-
"WHO THE HELL ARE THEY!?"
"I.... don't know. Italy is the one who found them." Germany put the males is the empty seats that are left.
"Ugh. Olive what did you give us?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Italy hid behind Germany.
"Uh? What time is?"
"Dudes!—"
"Shut up you wonker!"
"Can everyone shut up. The last time I checked it was 1:08 in the morning."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone was screaming except Germany and the three males.
"Wait, are we a meeting? I'm not even wearing my uniform, so why am I even here?" The green and black haired male looked around at least twice. "Hitero. Oliver. Get up and get into your uniforms." The male got up and walked over to Hitero and Oliver and started to put them on his shoulder.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Germany yelled at the male.
"Oh. Hello, I am Dra— Jack. Jack Beilschmidt or Jack Dragon. These are my friends Hitero Vargas or Hitero Wolf, and Oliver Braginski or Oliver Phoenix. I don't trust you. If I don't trust you, you die." Three weapons fell from the ceiling. The katana fell into Jack's left hand, the two sided giant hammer(kinda like Harley Quinn's giant bat/hammer but its red, orange, and black), and then a large gun.
Jack started to try and hit Germany(since he was the closest to him) with his katana, but Germany kept on dodging and trying to stop Jack from killing him.
"Da dada dadadadada da ding! And pop! Goes goes the Phoenix!" Oliver went from swinging his giant hammer and smiling sweetly to smiling creepily and almost slammed America's head in.
"D-dude? H-how did you get o-over here?" America started trembling and started backing slowly.
(America, England, and France were at the front of the oval table. Oliver was one seat over from the middle of the table, because Jack was sitting in the chair in the middle of the left side of the table, and Hitero was one seat up from the middle.)
*Bang*
"Hm. Nice reflex." Hitero looked up from his gun and looked at Japan, who Hitero shot at and dodged the bullet.
"But, he's not fast enough." Another red and white haired male jumped off the ceiling and slashed Japan's stomach so it has a large and deep gash in it. Or that's what he thought.
"How dare you come here! Go back to your universe! Now!" Jack blocked the attack with his katana.
"Wait, why are we attacking them? Are they trying to take over?" Oliver finally got his giant hammer out of the ground, and put it on his shoulder. Oliver tapped America's shoulder.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" America screamed and quickly turned around.
"Hello, are you trying to take over our land? If so I hope you burn, freeze, and/or get stabbed and eaten by a lot of the plants." Oliver tilted his head and smiled creepily.
"Wait what!? Your land?! Dude what are you talking about?!" America looked at Oliver like he murdered people in front of him.
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Hetalia x male ocs x 2p! Hetalia x Dreamtalia
Fanfictionread about how Hitero, Mark, their friends, and brothers trying to survive in hetalia. the worst (maybe even best) thing is that one hetalian, one 2p! hetalian, and one arcana hetalian falls in love with each one of newbies. Forgot to say! You're in...