Inter-Dimensional {{{ON HOLD}}}

Thing

Hey guys!

As you may have noticed, I stopped updating because I was editing it. I've cut down on the swear words and the dirtyness amongst other things...

But I've finshed editing now. I shall be posting Chapter Ten up soon! You might want to go back and reread the chapters. I have changed a few things... You don't have to but I'm just saying it might be useful.

Anyways. I mentioned a couple chapters back that I was going to see an all night Macbeth play.

There was a LOT of audience participation.

It was placed in a huge block of flats in Poplar, London and the different bits of the play were in different parts of the building so we had a guide who was also part of teh cast to show us round to the right places at the right times. 

At one point, we were in Macbeth's apartment and we had to hide from the murderers who were coming to see Macbeth. They were literally crazy and they were looking for a little boy. 

Now as you should know, I'm a girl. I have very short hair and have been percieved as a boy many times. 

I was stuffed into a bathtub by Macbeth and told to stay quiet so the murderers wouldn't find me. He turned the light off and shut the door so I had no light. I was stuck in a manky bathtub and it was pitch black. 

The murderers thumped around the flat, looking for a "little boy" and they opened the door to the bathroom and started shouting, 'We've found the little boy!' and the started stroking me, chanting 'Little boy, little boy, little boy...' over and over again. I was screaming my head off. Well there were about four or five people stroking me. I finally started to scream words and I screamed 'I'M A GIRL! I'M A GIRL I'M A GIRL!' And they back off yelling, 'It's a girl!' 

When the rest of my friends found me I was still shaking and they were going 'What the hell happened? Did you hear those loud screams?' and I'm like 'Yeah that was me...'

Well that's the scariest part but it was all amazing. I would say go see it but I went on the last night... Soz :-(

Anyway, hope you've had a lovely summer hols and I hope (if you're school age) that you're not dreading the new school year too much. I don't have to worry because I'm home educated!! :-P

-Monkey xx