Grammar

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Annabeth: I'm mad.

Percy: oh no not again

Annabeth: I'm so sick of everyone's grammar being appalling!

Leo: but wy bruh

Annabeth: This is precisely what I'm talking about! People missing out punctuation, not forming proper sentences and just disrespecting the English language!

Percy: oh i thought it was serious lol

Annabeth: This is serious! You need to capitalise your sentences! 

Piper: ...didnt u just spell capitalized wrong

Annabeth: 1) Use punctuation. 2) Heidi's English so it's her fault not mine.

Jason: yo guyz waaaaasssuppp

Annabeth: !!!!!!!!

Percy: dude shes gone grammar crazy

Jason: uh oh

Hazel: I have to admit, your grammar is appalling.

Frank: HAZEL NOT U TOO

Annabeth: you***

Frank: ugh my gods annabeth shush

Annabeth: Annabeth**** Use capital letters and full stops.

Piper: NEVAH

Annabeth: Never*** Use a full stop.

Percy: but but but THIS IS ONLINE NO ONE CARES

Grover: yeah chill out dude have some coffeeeeee

Annabeth: Yeah*** coffee***

Jason: ...i've had enough. cmon guys lets go with grover and get coffee

Grover: oooh diddd yuuu sayy cfffeeeeee

Frank: uh

Piper: Grover you ok???

Grover: jassssssnnnnnnnnn farttttddddd

Percy: i think he had too much coffee

Grover: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah cofffeeeeeeee

Annabeth: coffee***

Frank: NOW IS NOT THE TIME ANNABETH

Annabeth: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Percy: HAH U DIDNT USE ANY GRAMMAR

Annabeth: *you *didn't 

Annabeth: I was using onomatopoeia.

Percy: ...dam

Thalia: hah lets go to the dam snack bar

Percy: YEAH AND WE GOTTA USE THE DAM RESTROOM

Jason: thalia what the heck

Thalia: I WANT A DAM T-SHIRT

Grover: hehhhhh dammmmm giftttt sshhhhhhppppppp

Thalia: he drank too much coffee didnt he

Percy: yep

Annabeth: This chapter is called "Grammar"! It's supposed to be about me and my freakish obsession with grammar!

Percy: SO U ADMIT ITS FREAKISH HUH

Annabeth: *you *it's

Percy: oh for the gods sakes stahp

Annabeth: No.

Grover: staaahhhpppp

Annabeth: No.

Percy: ;-;

A.N. yeah i'm going to update a lot. don't judge me.

-Heidi

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