As a White Knight on His Steed (CrissColfer)

"Is There Anything You Want to Tell Me?"

Chapter 30 – “Is there anything you want to tell me?”

Thursday, August 7, 2008

On Thursday evening, Chris returned from the campfire to find Darren asleep on the top bunk.  Glancing at the floor, he noticed an open Target bag, with condoms, lube, and baby wipes scattered about.  Looking more closely, he saw that the Astroglide bottle was no longer quite full.

Chris climbed up onto Darren’s bunk, leaning over to kiss his boyfriend’s forehead.  Darren’s eyes fluttered, and he smiled up sleepily.  Pitching his voice low, Chris said, “I see that you’ve left some supplies out, Darren, and I know that this is Harry’s night off, too.  Is there anything you want to tell me?”

Darren’s eyes flew open and he popped up to a sitting position with a horrified expression on his face.  “Oh my god!  Don’t even joke about something like that!  You know I would never cheat on you!”

“Relax, Dare.  I’m just teasing.  You know I trust you.”

Darren flopped back down on the bed.  He grinned up a Chris.  “I’ve been practicing.”

Chris arched one eyebrow, and Darren elaborated.  “I’ve been practicing fingering myself.  So that I’ll know what it feels like.  … For when we’re ready to try that together.”

Chris felt suddenly dizzy, as the breath whooshed out of his lungs and all the blood in his body rushed straight to his cock.  “Oh my god – you are so hot,” he gasped, collapsing on top of his boyfriend.

Darren, forgetting that they were on the top bunk, went to roll them over, and nearly flipped Chris onto the floor.  Chris saved himself at the last moment by scrabbling frantically at the edge of the mattress.  

“Darren!  Are you trying to kill me?!”

“Sorry!  Sorry!  We’re always on your bed – I forgot how high up we were.”

“I don’t like being tossed on the floor, even from the bottom bunk,” Chris huffed.

“Sorry,” Darren repeated.  “How can I make it up to you?”

Chris’s eyes darkened.  “Well, you can start by giving me details about your little practice session.”

Darren grinned at him.  “Do you want show or tell?”

“Oh my god.  Show.”

“Okay, but maybe we’d better move down to your bunk.  We don’t want any accidents.”

Chris scrambled down off of the top bunk, and Darren jumped down behind him.  As Darren flopped down onto his bed, Chris said, “Wait – how about I grab a shower first, so I don’t have to get up again afterwards.”